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原来被撞是这样的。老实说，平时人家说车祸该怎样怎样是在被撞后才会想起的！

事发当时，我在靠近Bulatang Pahang的Tawaka医院前面停着，堵车嘛。还在跟朋友通电谈着Harry Potter多好看，就这样整辆车震了一下，直觉说“衰了”。。。看看倒后镜，那个司机的脸被我的车尾灯照得红红的，有点好笑，我给他配了对白：”Oh no，I'm f***ed.."。他一直猛抓头发，他的女朋友一脸‘嗡’样瞪着我的车。 ＊狂笑＊

他向我挥手道歉，我指了旁边的Shell油站，示意他开去一旁，不要阻碍人家嘛。他点点头。我在车群中好不容易从第二条道路转向油站一旁。‘熄灯，熄火，下车’，哎。。人呢？我望了堵着的车群，他奶奶的，竟然逃走了？！

老娘还没发火，他逃了？蛋蛋被煎掉了啊？这个年头，讲信用的男人，你们去哪了？？#@$%... 呼、吸、呼、吸。。。车牌什么号码？看不到啊⋯⋯他车都‘粘’在我车尾了，看屁啊。。。噢⋯⋯无言。。。

不幸中的大幸，车尾花了少少，不是很深，保险杠开了少少，没裂。轻轻一按还可以归位 =s ⋯⋯ 很安慰一下。。。算了，跟逃兵计较会降低我的人格。想想他的Wira有烂吗⋯⋯ ＊心声：最好是裂开！＊

在吉隆坡驾车快一年半，今天才发生车祸。算是纪录吗？哈哈哈哈！

IRRITATED!

ARGHHH!!

I hate being irritated!

I hate being irritated by myself when I feel irritated by something else!

I don't mean to say those horrible words, but I can't control my terrible, idiotic demeanour...

I hate this f****-up feeling so damn much!

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should stay in deep jungle...

Place like Amazon, deep enough so nobody will come near me.

Stay outta the way!

You Will Be Struck!

至世界上所有的人渣负心汉，

To all the arseholers in this world,

你们会得到报应的！

You will be struck by lightning!

很快地……

Very soon =)

Threatening Us?

Subject Matter: Reena's Monday "Blue"
Character: Sally and Nana
Arsehole: the flasher, the cop who don't know how to boot a PC
Locale: MidValley City

It all started with Nana's encounter with a flasher in LG's elevator 8.22am early this morning. Then I accompanied her to make a report to the MV guard which later they asked Nana to lodge a police report around 10am (cuz they open up at 10)

Those guards treated this 'encounter' as if it's normal, they can ask questions like, "awak nampak ke?", "panjang ke?" etc etc... It was quite hard for me to hold myself as the "victim", herself was laughing as if she's going to melt into their silly questions! Haha! But they did their search after we complaint about the incident.

Around 1030am, we went down to the MV police booth accompanied by a guard we knew early this morning. To our surprise, its not open yet. Without any choices, we have to wait outside the booth. Well, we did managed to amuse ourselves with the "assistance" of two lady.

This is classic =X

Lady A: wearing flowery gypsy top, black silky legging, black latex high-heels and a LV bag on her arm (carried in a Legally Blonde's way) She was talking on phone, trying to look for a friend (we assumed)

Lady B: wearing exactly the same like Lady A (different colour) and LV bad on her arm, also the Legally Blonde's way and she's on phone too. Nana and I was like what on earth is wrong with these people xD latex? Black silky legging with a gypsy top, LV beg carry in that kinda way?

And this is an example of how they carried their LV and the exactly the finger posing =X


Hahaha... looks like everybody is trying to be Paris Hilton =X

-ok ok... outa topic-

After half hour plus of waiting, the "big shot" finally here. Once he reach with his bike, we thought that we can settle all this and get back to work. Hell... he started to took out a razor and shave in front of the police booth at MV in da public... What the hell?! And he have his uniform with a hanger on it! He is so... unbelievable...

Finally he's done with his "wash up". We were hoping he can starts with the "interrogation" when he suddenly lit up a cigarette and swearing on the PC. After a few attempts, he turns to me and said "saya terus-terang dengan korang, saye memang tak reti komputer ni. Boleh tolong buka? Tak tau mane rosak ni." and continue murmuring... and you don't wanna know what he said.

-my brain gone blank for the first time....- he don't know how to boot a PC...? Thats a bad omen...

After helping him to boot his PC, we thought that, ok, lets finish this. Again, he strikes us "eh, kenape dengan komputer ni? Ade virus?" Speechless again and tried to help him but the PC got hang on a spyware detection.... Haiz...

Then he tried so hard to convince Nana not to lodge police report as this is a responsibility of MV security guard and it will cause her a hassle as she has to go Brickfield police station bla bla bla.... Then he started to push the blame, the responsibilities to others... While he was "explaining" himself, bit by bit, he wiped out all our confidence toward them... those who are protecting us? Ha-Ha.. protecting our rights...

Before we head back to office, he asked again. "ni betul betul keh nak report? Awak kena pergi ke Brickfield tau? IO memang tak senang sebab korang bukanlah kena rogal ke, baju kene koyak ke, kene pegang atau ape..."

-he really can make my brain goes blank- We only can make report after we got rapped? Wow, I wonder can he says that if her mom, sister, wife, daughter etc got rapped? Hmm...

Nana sounds a bit angry and said she'll definitely lodge the report by lunch time and he interrupted and said "kalao u tak pergi, saye yang kene ni! Kalao saye kena, hah, saye akan cari korang nanti tau?"

-he is so good in making me gone blank- Is he trying to threaten us? Yes, he just threatened us. Our POLICE, those who should stands in front of us against the villains ... just THREATENED us...!!

We got so upset and head back to office. However, Nana did lodge the report straight at Brickfield, way to go girl =) and she told the IO bout what the non PC-illiterate cop said and the IO promised to 'check' on him tomorrow. I hope he will.

Is it no longer safe here? It happened in a place like MV... that is pathetic...

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